Wednesday, January 04, 2006

My Conversion to Catholicism Again

Uh huh. Yeap. It's true. I think I wish to become a Catholic again!! (Oh, I bet Sasca's probably going wild and crazy in confused speculation right now! haha!) But yes. After watching the Chicago PBS station last night, I have decided that it's time for me to be a Catholic again. If you're wondering why? Well, here's the thing. A few blogs ago, tucked away in the midst of a discussion I was having about Art, I randomly mentioned that I had attended a mass at the nearby Catholic church because of this HOT priest I saw. Anyway, that blog explains briefly what happened. Well, then. So last night as I stayed up till the wee-hours of the morning watching "Chicago Tonight - Money Talks" on PBS, I saw that same HOT priest I had come across at the church! Apparently, they were doing a segment on "poverty" and he was the story. So, I was like, OMIGOD! This is one of those Oprah's "full circle moment!" (all trademarks of "full circle moment" registered to Oprah; please don't sue me). So, this HOT priest - his name is Jim Collins, btw - is a Jesuit. He used to work for GE, considered himself a "yuppie", and drove a nice Saab 900 Turbo (I assume that's a good thing). Well, then something happened in his life -- like a death in the family -- and things led up one after another, till he decided to join the Jesuit Catholic priesthood. And now, I have decided to become his favorite parishner! :) The news reporter said Father Jim (oh my, I'm having massive cognitive dissonance calling this hot priest "Father") has Wednesday's off. Hmmm... today is Wednesday. Maybe I could get off work early to attend Mass this evening... oh my, I've neglected my poor soul all this while! Aack! So, I need to go for confession... "Bless me Father Jim, for I wish to sin......with you!" heehehehee..... Oh my! Can't wait to be Catholic again. Such a thrill in seducing a HOT priest! Oh, Innommable, you should know all about that! ;-)

8 Comments:

Blogger Gazoo said...

A quick Google search of Fr. Jim Collins turned up several hits. And while I don't share your enthusiasm for his "hot" looks, anything that brings you closer to the Lord is a good thing. ;)

1/04/2006 11:19:00 AM  
Blogger Ergo Sum said...

Hmm... I wonder if you looked up the right "Father". One couldn't possibly dismiss his HOT looks!

1/04/2006 11:25:00 AM  
Blogger Ergo Sum said...

P.S. There's ain't nothin like a HOT priest to get my soul singing the Praise of the Lord!

1/04/2006 11:26:00 AM  
Blogger Semperviva said...

what time's mass?

1/04/2006 12:29:00 PM  
Blogger Semperviva said...

He's def. hot gazoo, btw lol

1/04/2006 12:48:00 PM  
Blogger innommable said...

I had almost forgotten about MY little rendezvous with a priest... lol! Oh Ergo! Sometimes you make me laugh out loud!

1/04/2006 03:44:00 PM  
Blogger Gazoo said...

I guess we'll agree to disagree.

1/04/2006 04:19:00 PM  
Blogger Ergo Sum said...

Oh.. Innommable, I wonder if your priest is still in the priesthood?! - the great seductress that you are... It would surprise me if he stayed "celibate" after his tryst with you! ;)

1/04/2006 04:52:00 PM  

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