Tuesday, July 19, 2005

The Most Inappropriate Things An Objectivist Can Say During Sex

"Before we continue, there's something I have to ask you. Will you still accept the axiom that existence exists tomorrow?" "I appreciate the thought, but I consider it an act of self sacrifice for you to swallow." "I believe in the complete separation of the left leg from the right." "Now that's what I call standing up for what you believe in." "To say 'Fuck me harder' one must first know how to say the 'me'." "No, I don't always object to you sticking your finger there. But that's a borderline case." "So dear, shall it be the steel magnate position tonight, or the A is A? Oh, damn, we're all out of Cool Whip. So much for the A is A." "I haven't had this much fun since I rejected the concept of God." "There's no such thing as a collective orgasm. But let's try our best." "Would you like me to concretize that for you?" "No, I don't need Viagra. It's this damn non-objective pornography." "You feel warm and fuzzy? Check your premises." "It's time for me to teach you the difference between Platonic love and Aristotelian love." "You selfish bitch! You greedy, selfish bitch! What? You don't like my pillow talk?" "It doesn't really matter whether I come or not. I believe that man's tongue is an end in itself." "Don't construe my liking that as an instance of the sanction of the victim. Now excuse me while I wipe off my face." "There's nothing like grasping the objectivity of values. And what values they are." "John? Who is John?"

5 Comments:

Blogger Semperviva said...

how exceedingly "romantic"

http://www.phatmass.com/phorum/index.php?showtopic=36231

"is there a god" let the games begin=thread title

this thread may or may not interest you but i would be fascinated to see your posts/responses if u set up a name...they can use a good challenge!!!!! lol---so did u come up with theses "brilliant" sayings yourself?

7/19/2005 05:49:00 PM  
Blogger Ergo Sum said...

Posting on Phatmass, to me, seems like such a tediously laborious thing to do! First off, I can't post on there anonymously, so I had to go through the few steps of creating an account. But that's not the tedious part. Anyway.
I don't think I can post on that site too often. I don't believe I have the energy and patience to take up the task of having to respond to each of those posts on there.
Nonetheless, I shall try, occassionally to provide some input on irrational comments that are especially insidious and subversive, so as to reveal their fallacies and maybe challenge deeper thinking.
P.S. What is your screen name on there? so I can read your posts -- see how strong your thinking skills are!

7/20/2005 11:53:00 AM  
Blogger Semperviva said...

i think its fun to win debates- but hey- you can call it laborious if you want... (sticks out tongue at you) hahaha..and you stiiiill don't have any "faith" in my thinking skills...what cause for despair (scsm) lol ;)

7/20/2005 03:08:00 PM  
Blogger Ergo Sum said...

Hey you know, I didn't think I would be posting too much on that Phat Phorum site... but gosh, it gets you hooked once your're on there!

Anyway, I don't have much to do here at work anyway... so it's all cool. :)

7/21/2005 12:20:00 PM  
Blogger Semperviva said...

HAHAH exactly its totaally sucking me iin...aaaah, lol..help...

LOL :)

7/22/2005 05:02:00 PM  

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